Celebrities You Would Never Trust With Your Drink

Drop pop sent a little tornado of jokes and chaos down Twitter with the question “Name a celebrity you wouldn’t trust with your drink,” and those replies? Pure gold. From shady accusations to full-on memes, people did not hold back. And honestly, some of those arguments make entirely too much sense.

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Well, first up: Cardi B. At one end, a guy said straight up, “Cardi B, she would drug and rob me.” Damn. Another guy threw out some fake college course called “Cosby B: No Drink Is Safe” as a jab to Cardi. A bit harsh? Maybe, but who gives a damn on Twitter.

Now here comes Charli XCX under the fire somehow. One person got her labeled a “crackhead,” another one quips, “I just know Charli would keep herself laser-focused on my drink so nobody spikes it.” Okay, that’s kind of sweet in a weird way.

It has also fired up Megan Thee Stallion: “she’d finish it before I ask for one,” reason enough not to trust her, fair enough. And another: “The botched & ugliest female rapper – we all know who.” That’s savage.

The entire group was not made up of female celebs. A very vague Kanye West gets thrown in there with the words “Kanye West…” followed by a meme. Honestly, it doesn’t need any other explanation. Obviously, there was the R. Kelly and P. Diddy thing too. One person just straight up put it all together: “R. Kelly, P. Diddy, Cardi B… wouldn’t trust them at all.” Can’t argue with that logic.

Some replies were pure chaotic confusion too. Like the dude who could only trust with a drink his “broke mistress drugy.” Or the one naming Nicki Minaj saying she would “give me something so her husband can rape me.” Whoa. Twitter stays unhinged.

Now let’s not forget all the wayward miscreants adding to the fray: Jared Leto, Leo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson, Tom Cruise, Chris Brown…and the list goes on. You have even Oprah Winfrey and JK Rowling making the cut. Definitely a stretch in our honest opinion, but okay.

The funniest part? Some of these replies were brought with memes and GIFs making it all ten times messier. Like the dude who put up a pic of Ariana Grande with the caption: “Ariana will out something to make you leave your family. Scary.” Or the one who posted a video of someone sneezing with the caption, “She’ll sneeze on my drink.”

It was a mess, but an entertaining one at that. Jokes, shady accusations, and just plain random chaos in all its brilliant glory- Twitter never fails. And honestly? After going through some of these, it might just be better to hold onto your drink.

So, who wouldn’t YOU trust with your drink? Clearly, the answers could go a long way. But one thing’s for sure: when it comes to dragging celebrities, Twitter has no chill. And we are so here for it.

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Drop Pop has sent some serenity crashing into an extremely simple tweet, while those replies? The purest, unadulterated internet gold. Do not change, Twitter. Do not change.