Dwyane Wade Takes The Gorilla’s Side In Wild 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla Debate

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Can 100 men put down a silverback gorilla? One of the most ridiculous hypothetical fights has been buzzing on the Internet lately. The WY Network launched by NBA legend Dwyane Wade jumped on the bandwagon recently by throwing in some spice via a funny clip of Wade and his crew debating about this asinine scenario. And let’s just say Wade ain’t betting on the humans.

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Wade laughed multiple times in the video and said, “It’s 99 against two because I’m gonna flip sides and be with the gorilla.” In other words, those dumb, or brave, first volunteers who charge at the 400-lb. stone-cold killer are going to be the first ones regretting it. “You motherfuckers is bugging if you think you got to do anything with a silverback.” Wade laughed and basically went full-on Team Gorilla.

The comment section was all-out warfare for opinions; some like @ud40 came up with a full battle strategy: “We poking his eyes out and biting him on the legs so he can’t see or move… Then we gon beat his ass like we caught him stealing mangoes out my yard!!!” Meanwhile, @svnszk came with the science, asserting that through endurance and numbers, 100 well-coordinated humans would beat the gorilla, though many replies said “BS” to that theory.

African representatives were also very conspicuous. According to @yo_boistanley, “we take down lions and leopards with only our hands… that easy work lol,” while others reminded that our forefathers used weapons (which negates the point of this bare-knuckle wooing).

Some scattered statements from the madness below:

– @b_n_tru_2_me: “Yall scared of a 6’0 gorilla. Stop up.”

– @optical6461: “A silverback can bench 5000 pounds.”

– @theres_johnny45: “Everybody think they a Gorilla til they with a gorilla.”

– @greedyworld_: “ppl ain’t never played donkey kong huh.”

Things escalated to @tahmidislam23 clowning Wade himself, calling it “disappointing input nobody wanted” and reminding everyone that our ancestors took down mammoths (conveniently side-stepping the weapons part). The rest of the crew for the most part just continued the humor as @msamuels305 quoted back Wade’s best line – “Who’s gonna run up first” – as the final reality check for the brave few.

This, in essence, would really be one of those gloriously stupid debates that make the internet fun. Could 100 pissed-off humans eventually overpower a gorilla by sheer numbers and sacrifice? Could be. Would any sane person ever volunteer to be in the first wave against a car-bench-pressing beast? Definitely not. And as Dwyane Wade wisely put it, sometimes, in the face of certain death, the smartest thing to do is flip sides right away.

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The gorilla wins the ultimate prize for it lives rent-free in everybody’s mind as the ultimate badass. Silverback 1, Humanity 0.