Lizzo Turns 37 And Twitter Has Thoughts

Lizzo just turned thirty-seven-or the world saw it and responded. Drop Pop tweeted merry birthday wishes to the singer, and within seconds, the comments went all awry: some were sweet, some were shady, and most were just chaos:

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First up, BibiEats hit and said, “@DropPopNet UR MESSY FOR THA BITCHHH.” From there, the car ride started. No chill. None. Then Andrew (offthetable_rn) hit back with “@DropPopNet LMAOOOO A HAG”: rude, but funny? The vibes were chaotic from the get-go.

James Murphy tried to remain high ground replying to Andrew with, “Well, it’s true this is a messy page, but I support their dedication.” Such a rare, diplomatic moment among all the madness. Andrew, however, struck back with “@JamesMulamb @DropPopNet i love them sm they give me hit comments,” proving that even the mess has got its loving fans.

The other ones were in for the kill-though. Hàppy went straightforward with “@DropPopNet Happy birthday 🎁” and valneverstop kept it classy: “@DropPopNet She’s a queen fr 🎂.” But Provokatov had to just destroy the mood-a duh. “@DropPopNet Ewww she’s so old.” Okay, who asked?

The icing on the cake? Andrew just threw in random- “@DropPopNet why azaelias coke rant?😭” which same. Really, what does Azealia Banks have to do with Lizzo’s birthday? Nobody knows. But that is Twitter—logic free and optional.

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Every day, Lizzo is doing well-whether they are hating or celebrating. She’s unbothered and thriving, probably eating some cake while Twitter scraps over her age. Classic.