Whitney Cummings Announces Tour Dates And Sparks Hilarious Fan Reactions

Whitney Cummings dropped her dates, and the fans are truly going nuts in the best way possible. The comedian and actress went on Twitter to announce that her tour had kicked off in Knoxville tonight, with a show in Las Vegas on May 25th before continuing to Virginia, Pennsylvania, Florida, and beyond. The caption read: “How else are we gonna get through this chaotic nightmare.” That is the vibe.

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The tweet itself was simple, while the responses were pure gold. Some were heart-warming, some right-side chaotic, and others totally bonkers. Like, somebody asked if Whitney had caused an earthquake. Another one wanted to know why she wasn’t coming to Atlanta for a “second wave,” and the responses kept coming, “Why, Larry?” Classic, classic.

A Vegas suite was offered to her by an admiring gentleman fully expecting her acceptance. Good luck with that! Someone casually queried, “You’re touring with Chet Hanks, right?” Uhm… What?! One party alleged she was part of the “red shoe club,” which sounds like one conspiracy theory we are definitely NOT looking up ever.

Honestly, the crown jewel of all has to be the ardent fan who traveled three hours out of his way from Nashville after hearing about the “personal invite.” Well, the invite wasn’t really personal, but that level of commitment counts in our book. Plus there was this one guy begging her pick him up from Lake of the Ozarks because he was bored and failing at fishing. Relatable.

Of course, there were dissenters. Some Maryland fans were salty that they’d been skipped (though if it was Baltimore, then I guess no one likes that city). And then there was one guy telling her to “write better jokes with way less words” and labeled stool-humping as being “West Coast crutch.” Okay, Curt Lemay, we see you there.

Nonetheless, most of them were pretty damn nice. There were swoons on her boots, her energy, and how she makes them smile every time. One of them got her one step crazier by saying her laugh could have triggered an earthquake; that’s the kind of compliment you aspire to.

This crazy tour should save some of the people who need it most, and these chaotic and hilarious replies only cement that. If the tour is for you, whether for the comedy, drama, or downright weird conspiracy theories, steer yourself because it’s going to be the ride of a lifetime.

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If you are one of those cities, go grab your tickets. And if you aren’t, well, there’s always a plethora of Twitter arguments to keep you entertained.