Whitney Cummings Jokes About Elon Musk Ignoring Her Robot For Baby Making

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Whitney Cummings did some shade of a different class on Elon Musk, and the internet is just soaking it all up. The comedian posted a clip of the eerily lifeless robot head and sarcastically rebuked the billionaire for never coming around for some robo-babies. The clip shows the bot staring off as Whitney voices, “Is she gonna do that thing again? What is that look? Yeah, this is this is fucking nuts.” The robot is only from the neck up but somehow manages to have cleavage—because hell yes, it should.

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“The fact that Elon Musk has not reached out to have a child with my robot is frankly insulting,” the tweet said, and people had OPINIONS. One person joked that if the bot did end up having a child, they might have to call it “Trinket,” while another observed that Elon seemed to have a “thing for slightly unstable baby-making brunettes,” so perhaps Whitney herself should just start sliding into DMs.

the fact that Elon Musk has not reached out to have a child with my robot is frankly insulting pic.twitter.com/7UbmYFPUkS

— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) June 20, 2025

Now come the hard-hour comments. “So how long until they make the fun parts?” asked one straying from any integrity. Another said, “Nice rack for a head,” classic internet. Others were nauseated—one-called-it-“freaky”(but-also-genius), while another pointed out how “the lower half is nowhere to be found.”

Whitney’s robot, of which she was also used in the comedy specials, really did make people sit in unease. One fan speculated Elon was keeping away because the bot’s “intellectual superiority” would make him look bad, and another was just begging, “Can I borrow for two minutes?” (Needless to say, no further context.)

An irreverent one said, “Of course Whitney Cummings wants ANOTHER fatherless child,” … Yikes. Meanwhile, another said flatly, “Damn it! We have enough trouble with one Whitney,” meaning apparently the world does not quite need a robotic duplicate.

This is so Whitney: absurd, self-deprecating, and just a little bit unhinged to get away with it. Whether Elon will put his curiosity to rest remains to be seen, but with all likelihood, he is probably off meme-ing or naming his next kid something like “X Æ A-12 Jr.” anyway.

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As for the robot? It’s still just a head. No body, no legs, just vibes. In fact, it just might be the whole most relatable thing in this entire saga.