Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s PapaTui Hits Walmart Shelves And Reactions Are Wild

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just delivered some very cool news: his personal care brand PapaTui can now be found in all Walmarts around the United States. He himself is hyped, tweeting with characteristic cheer, “Get in here and see big head on Walmart shelves…Then go take some products to Look, Smell and Feel Incredible.” Classic Rock-half-inspiring, half-random. But the real business here? The replies. Ugh, replies.

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Some well-wishers popping champagne bottles for the guy. Abdul Basir Khan joined in to say that its products look “softly to uses for the face care,” which…sure, that’s a bit of a stretch. Then Jessie Currie just called it ‘so cool 😎’ and ‘amazing,’ keeping it simple and wholesome, so typical of a Rock stan. A lovely statement, but the nasty ones are coming.

Here comes Zackattack-ack-ack-ack (yes, that’s the name) hammering on The Rock with, “You’ll never be forgiven for your grift in Hawaii with Oprah.” Oof. That’s a real insult referring to that land-buying controversy that still makes some people salty. Litty Gaga (another elite username) then gave the whole topic the full scorcher: “No one fing cares and if they do I would not want to meet that type of person.” That is savage. But also, kind of funny?

The reply-level creativity has been nothing short of phenomenal. Nick St. joked about starting a competing brand called MamaTui just to outsell The Rock, which honestly sounds like a pretty solid business plan. Swaggy McNasty (another A+ name) asked for the “‘secret to that signature scent’—probably of eau d’working hard at your craft.” And then there is ShyGuy Works, who managed to somehow connect Walmart to WrestleMania because both start with ‘W.’ Flawless reasoning.

Half of the love is still reserved for the United States. Roberto Guzman is checking for when it will show up in Mexico, while Phil Maddalena is bewildered why Canada—literally next door—was being skipped. Adam Urbanek straight-up asked when Walmart Canada is going to carry it. Life is tough for international Rock fans.

Then there’s the chaos for its own sake. TruthGhost charged Walmart with placing good products on the shelves for their generic brands (not wrong), while another person asked The Rock to make “smell goods for Us ladies too.” And, of course, the obligatory “F Walmart” from clintterrell2; you can’t have an announcement at Walmart without at least one of those.

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Infectious Rock energy. Even the haters cannot help but engage; whether that’s with hype, skepticism, or pure confusion, people are talking. And that is just how The Rock likes it. So if you happen to be around Walmart, buy some PapaTui and see what the hype is about, or don’t. Either way, the internet will have two cents on the matter.