Rob Kardashian Pushes Khloud Popcorn After Kris Jenner Choking Scare

By far, Kardashian is the one on top of the promotion of Khloud Popcorn, and the timing was just way too hilarious. In fact, there were reports that Kris Jenner was choking on the snack. So, of course, the internet went bonkers, and the replies section is just a complete chaos.

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You need to think first the very tweet. Rob somehow posted a random whole post on Khloud Popcorn. But then, you know Kris Jenner had been nearly dead before because of that snack. What are the odds? Either the best PR blunder ever, or some next-level cutting-edge trolling. No matter what, folks are taking this and running with it.

Someone dissed Rob, saying, @YakkmeaT: “big fat ass like ok.” Did they hit Rob too hard? Probably. Very funny, though. Also, @offthetable_rn said, ‘”ik he tryna boost sales so he can pay da soon to-be lawsuit.” Oof. That one stings, especially with Kardashian-Jenner legal drama always lurking in the background.’

@RyanXCX13 came back to Khloe with, ‘Khloe too, what a crazy family😭’, and a cry-laugh emoji. Truth be told: mood. The Kardashians just keeping on being a circus, and we are now just spectators.

But sober reality hit when @BaddiesInZeus said, “he need that will base after.” Cue someone book-runs in GIF, mind you. Whatever’s implied here is… best left unsaid. And @airfriertofilth says, “Leave he needs that inheritance fast,” too. Nice. Self-explanatory: jokes are here, but shade is so obvious.

Then we have @MoistBluntz adopting a totally different approach: “his fat ass doesn’t need those.” Okay, body-shaming has been established as bad, but that was rather blunt. While @Reefmetax headed in with the depression invoking, saying: “Dude never stood a chance in that family 😢.” A moment for Rob, black sheep of the Kardashian empire.

So what’s the bottom line? Either a horrible coincidence or deliberate publicity stunt by Rob Kardashian endorsing popcorn right after his mom supposedly choked on it. Either way, it seems the Internet is not buying that either. The replies range from savage to sympathetic, but sure thing, with the Kardashians always there is something to talk about.

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And if this were even half true, it was orchestrated for publicity… Well, mission accomplished. We are deconstructing it now like some pop culture mystery. That’s the Kardashian effect, folks! Love them or hate them, they keep you engrossed. So who’s really going to buy this popcorn now? Probably nobody after this.